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:: Thursday, August 29, 2002 ::

Rubik's - Icon of the eighties. My favorite style decade so far.

If Dad manages to get ahold of this website again, well, his problem right? I'm not going to change my writing style and my content for a family member. The happy happy joy joy serious blog is just a click away; he can look at that instead.

Dichotomy; it's what you make of it.

I'll write about the homestay when I'm not jet lagged.

How Multicultural! You are Chicken Tikka Masala! You love your sci-fi, computer and video games, and keeping up to date with the world of technology. Though you try and keep one foot in the real world, you may find people hard to deal with and prefer to keep most of your relationships virtual, but you do make the effort to interact with the real world. ©2002 http://internetjunk.co.uk

Ummm, Indian food...
:: 8:28 AM [+] ::
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Which Disney Princess are you?

Older brothers...you gots to love the older brothers. Today was seijinshiki, aka Coming of Age Day aka "All Funo Hotties Must Return Home" Day. Little did I realize my junior high students had such gorgeous family members.

After reading that last statement, I realize that I have been in Japan way too damn long.

It's not like I didn't get enough of the 'Man-hunt' earlier this week, though I was working with the European/Caucasian population on that one. In England, accents are blah. Outside of England, hold onto those cowboy hats my friends! PLUS I was wearing a Chopper sticker on my name tag because I had become bored during the speeches and decided to decorate it (I also changed my name to THE Stacey Kerns). Anywho, random hottie JET who has never spoken to me before comes up to me and says (in his fine South England accent), "You must tell me where you bought the One Piece stickers." Oh, hot guy who likes One Piece, does life get any better than that?

Well, gotta go read hentai doujinshi and think of more ways to torture my father! See ya!
:: 5:42 AM [+] ::
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My Bloginality is INTJ!!!

I'm Gavroche!
Snarky, self-reliant, and hyper as hell, I enjoy terrorizing the general populace. Nevertheless, I have a good heart, and am always willing to help out a friend, even in a dubious cause. In fact, *especially* in a dubious cause. Which Les Miserables Character Are You?

Just finished the conference with the JETs. I am so not a mingler. Mingling is for other people. I like to sit. I like to watch (not in that way, pervert) and I like to drink. Let others dance; let others talk and chit chat and whatnot; I'll be all jaded in the corner.

Yet the irony is that I don't feel jaded in the corner. I am enjoying myself immensely doing nothing important and sipping on my Malibu and orange. What's wrong with being easily entertained? Plus, when you d'rink piss bloddy great,' showing off is fun!

Scene:
Newby: I just came from university and have been drinking all the time and I was in a fraternity, blah, blah, blah...
Stacey (evil grin): Shot contest? You in, newby?
(Ten shots later)
Stacey(knocking on bathroom door): Oi. Newby? You okay?
Newby: BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFF.
Stacey: Hehehehe.

:: 4:40 AM [+] ::
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© What's your Inner Goddess Color?? © Jen

So then why is the proggy pink? That makes no sense.

what's your inner flower?

[c] s u g a r d
e w

I about died when I read this. Morning Glory? I used that in my naughty fic - to symbolize something. Anywho, did you know that Morning Glories are poisonous? They are; don't eat them.

You are 44% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend. You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines! Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals! You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

:: 5:34 AM [+] ::
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Which Gundam Wing character are you?

Fanfic Stats:
Bra: Evil Genius, The Duel Known As Spirit and Time, Jill Came Tumbling, Simple have not changed in the stats.
Delerium Poem - Poetry - Sandman - 1
GRANDLINE - Parody/Humor - OP - 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screaming through email works everyone! It really does!
Cloak - General - Mythology - 2 (wow, two for this. Sure I worked my ass off on it in a fit of pique when I was angry at the gods, but I never thought people would read it; it`s too abstract for even me sometimes.)
Fire in Eden - Romance - OP - 6 (and someone promised to make Ni x Ace fanart for me. Hehehehe)
Harvest - General - OP - 2 (someone called it a beautiful song that you have to stop and listen to... damn, now that`s a compliment.)

And I have a speech to give so I had better stop fooling around with this darn thing and start writing my speech up!



:: 9:04 PM [+] ::
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Breakdown of story categories and numbers of reviews:
Bra: Evil Genius - Humor - DBZ - 9 (many calling for a sequel of all things; dear lord.)
The Duel Known As Spirit and Time - Humor - Utena/DBZ - 4 (even a Vejita otaku finds the idea of Vejita in a dress amusing...)
Jill Came Tumbling - Humor - OP - 4
Simple - Angst/Romance - OP - 3
GRANDLINE - Parody/Humor - OP - 0 (goddamit, why won`t someone review this!)
Cloak - General - Mythology - 1
Fire in Eden - Romance - OP - 5 (because smut sells; forever and ever amen.)

My website is up! Go forth and view it! www.angelfire.com/sk3/phooka/index.html

Craig is not Skippy Mitchell. Are you?

Test Results

You think of yourself as being passionate, fiery, strong, and dangerous.

Others think of you as being mysterious, ubiquitous, ominous, and vicious.

Your relationships can be described as free, bubbly, fast, and clean.

When stressed, you feel bored to tears.

Take this test here.

Hmm, other than the relationship bit, I would say this might be on to something.


:: 9:29 PM [+] ::
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I'm pretty damn hard core! Fear me!








Or I just answered the questions to get the average answer to throw off the government agency that has been monitoring me in order to determine if they should have me eliminated because I'm the only one who can foil their world wide plan to take over the known universe and harness the power of cheese!







But I wanted to be a ferret! FERRET SHOCK!





YEAH!





:: 8:47 AM [+] ::
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What's Your Movie Dream Car?

by Auto Glass America

:: 9:58 PM [+] ::
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My fanfic account is growing - the stats say I have seven stories archived with an average of 3300 words per story and that no one has listed me as their favorite author. That last stat doesn't bother me; considering the enormous of amount of fanfic archived there, it would take years to plow through it all.

Breakdown of story categories and numbers of reviews:
Bra: Evil Genius - Humor - DBZ - 8
The Duel Known As Spirit and Time - Humor - Utena/DBZ - 1
Jill Came Tumbling - Humor - OP - 4
Simple - Angst/Romance - OP - 3
GRANDLINE - Parody/Humor - OP - 0
Cloak - General - Mythology - 1
Fire in Eden - Romance - OP - 0 (but I posted it like five minutes ago so that only makes sense.)

The only thing that bothers me is the reviews. I like reviews, but the one story that is reviewed the most is the one I like the least - Bra: Evil Genius. Don't get me wrong; funny story. It still makes me giggle, but hardly a highlight of literary history. Yet it tops the review list at a whopping eight reviews while my work in progress the OP/RENT crossover has garnered none (sniffle, sniffle.) What does this go to show? That stupid DBZ humor is more popular than stupid OP humor. :)

And why am I not working on my own stories? Because fanfic is, frankly, easier to write. You have a world with a set of rules and developed characters, and all you have to do is say, I wonder what would happen if...

Now writing good fanfic is another barrel of fish. My first attempts are alright; quite a few have been put in the computer file labeled "Those that will NEVER be Finished." I am proud of Kumari, but there is that niggling 'Mary Sue' phantom fear in the background. Now I am practicing taking already established characters and expanding their personal history and filling in the blanks. I've already done it with Makino of OP bartending fame and now I am moving on to Bellemere; queen of coolness. (Craig and April, you guys haven't gotten that far yet.)

My goal is to keep from writing angst. Angst is just too darn easy to write. In categories of goodness, this is how I think it should go. At the bottom Angst. Then Drama, General, Serious, Parody, Humor. I'm a fan of Pratchett, what can I say?

In the meantime, I have smut to occupy me. Just posted a PG-13 smut piece. How can it be smutty and yet be PG13, you ask? Well, I never say anything, but I manage to do interesting imagery with the parts of flowers. They all sound very dirty.

Stamen. Hehehhe.

Why am I doing this? Well, I have to keep in practice for my career as a romance novelist, doncha know.
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