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:: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 ::

Went to the sports center last night for the first time. The water was warm. Kimochi iiiiiiiiiii...... Just the thing for a crappy cold winter day in Funo.

One of the ladies asked if I liked children and, idiot me, instead of saying, no, said yes. Then she launched into a monologue that concluded with - get married to a nice young Japanese man and have all the babies you could ever want. I smiled and said, "That is a bit difficult," but what I meant to say was-

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (pause for breath) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (pause for breath). No. Not for all the greenbacks in the universe. Not for peace on Earth. Not for Zoro or Sanji or Shanks. Not even for Ace."




:: 1:26 AM [+] ::
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Design: Horrible
Task: to procrastinate and not get my teaching things ready
New DS: Jennifer (Boots cost money, Boots cost money!)

Question: If you could set fire to any anime character, who would it be? My choice, hands down, is that little pink twirp, Chibi-Moon. Next is Arlong. I hate what he did to Bellemare. Not because I think Nami`s pain is important (gets pelted with oranges by Nami fans), but because cool Marine chicks are in short supply. (grits teeth and curses Hina.)

Outwardly you are intimidating and standoffish, though inside you really feel confused and misunderstood... but since you're pretty good at hiding feelings when you want to, nobody would ever know. You believe that you really can't trust anybody, thus you tend to be a loner. The only other instance you show any emotion at all is when you're pissed off. Which Insane Bishounen are YOU? brought to you by angel rising

If it wasn`t for reins site, I wouldn`t have anything to do with my life.

I should probably be concentrating on getting things like tax forms done, and copying pictures of J-Pop idols for my lesson on `Who? What?` questions for the elementary school, but why would I want to do that?

Me: Who is this?
Students: That is Ayumi Hamazaki.
Me: WRONG! Trick question! I should have said, `What is Ayumi Hamazaki?`!

Spoilers:
Nico Robin! WTF! Oda-sensee, how could you? Vivi is staying and being responsible, but you invited Robin onto the Going Merry Go? I don`t understand! (smacks head against wall.) I know Tashigi will never get invited now (pouts.) Didi I mention that I love seeing Zoro in pain? Because I`m a sadist, not because I`m evil, swear. If Tashigi were on the ship, he would be scrambling to get away from her...and his thought balloons would be all squiggles. Sometimes I get ticked off about the changes in the anime, but it was perfect when Zoro spotted Tashigi in the market and hid behind a barrel. And all he could think was `That woman!`

I`m not against good old Nico. She`ll make life interesting on the ship.

Hehe, whoops, bad idea. That`s what happens when I read doujinshi. Anyway, I just wondered how all the doujinshi artists are going to incorporate Nico into their work and all I could think of was hundreds and hundred of hands and what they could do... Gyah, make it stop! Make it stop!

Urg. There goes my hope that I was getting less smarmy. I should really stop writing things like Smut Garden, but it`s too funny (in a sick, twisted way.) I wish I could share it, but it`s not finished and I don`t know what web-lord would be willing to host it. Yeah, it`s that bad. As if I could write a spam-fic that was good...
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